🍆Cult of Crowly (CoC) Roleplay Intro

It’s a breezy autumn night. Mist covers your view. You hear drums and chanting in the distance. Towering above the mist is a colossus structure. The Temple of Crowly (COCKCAAWW).

You approach the Temple. The hierophants stand guard on either side. They ask you for the password. You hiss the words of an ancient language, spin around three times, and then hop on one foot. The hierophants, pleased with your dexterity, uplift their arms and allow you inside.

The drumming and chanting gets coherently louder.

UMBAYACHA DUM DUM UMBAYACHA DUM DUM.

The first thing you notice is a giant gold statue of a chubby Crow with a colorful hat. You forget to breath. Worshipers place offerings below, cupcakes. They ask the all powerful bird to bless their bags: “Crowly Crowly, hear my plea, pump my bags to infinity”

COCKCAWWW